After being widowed for ten years, 78-year-old Martha suddenly started putting on lipstick every evening. Her daughter noticed. “Mom, why are you dressing up at night?” Martha smiled innocently.“Oh, I’ve just been chatting with Mr.…

A coal miner worked deep underground for months at a time and only got to visit home twice a year. Every time he came back, his wife looked happier than a lottery winner and dragged…

A married couple was asleep when the wife suddenly nudged her husband at 2 a.m. and whispered nervously, “Wake up! I think there’s a burglar downstairs!” The husband groaned, rolled over, and muttered,“Call the police.”…

A sharp-talking lawyer married a glamorous woman who had already divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she leaned close, smiled sweetly, and whispered,“Please be gentle with me… I’m still a virgin.” The lawyer nearly…

Maria was a deeply devoted Catholic woman who married young and had 15 children with her first husband. Sadly, after he passed away, she remarried… and somehow managed to have 15 more children with husband…

A blonde and a redhead owned a little ranch together, and disaster struck when their only bull dropped dead. “We need another bull fast,” the blonde sighed. The redhead checked their cashbox. “We’ve only got…

Ralph was racing home from work when he suddenly remembered—it was his daughter’s birthday… and he hadn’t bought her a present. Panicking, he swerved into the nearest mall, sprinted into a toy store, and breathlessly…