Husband sent a text to his wife at night,

“Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothesand make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.” but there is no reply

He sent another text,

“And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I’m getting you a new car”

This time , she sent this text back,

“OMG really?”

Husband replied,

“No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message”

A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags.

“Where are you going?” demands the surprised husband.

“To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!”

The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing his bags.

“What do you think you are doing?” she screamed.

“I’m going to Las Vegas with you… I want to see how you’re going to live on $1,000 a year!”

The man was a real smart alec and he said,

“That’s what you can do when you’re young and bright.”