In Hollywood, aspiring actress Tiffany finally landed a private audition with a legendary movie producer.
The producer leaned back in his chair and said:
“Before I cast someone, I need to know if they can handle pressure.”
Tiffany smiled confidently.
“Sir, I survived three roommates, two ex-boyfriends, and a year of eating only avocado toast. I can handle anything.”
The producer nodded.
“Good. Now… can you cry on command?”
Tiffany instantly burst into tears.
The producer looked stunned.
“Incredible! What made you do that so fast?”
She sobbed:
“I just remembered I’m 34 and still sharing Netflix passwords.”
The producer wiped away his own tear.
“Congratulations… you’re officially ready for Hollywood.”
