A gorgeous woman walked into a small-town church wearing a tight red dress that had every man suddenly “finding religion.”
She stepped into the confession booth and whispered:
“Father… forgive me, for I’ve sinned. I’ve made almost every married man in this town desire me.”
The priest coughed nervously and asked,
“My child… what exactly did you do?”
She sighed dramatically and said:
“Well… honestly, Father… mostly just yoga.”
The priest went silent for a second… then opened the booth curtain and yelled:
“BROTHERS — CANCEL THE MEN’S RETREAT. WE’RE ALL GOING TO STRETCHING CLASS!”
