A famous free-style wrestler married a woman who believed “love” should come with unlimited overtime.

On the wedding night, she smiled and said,
“Darling, I hope your stamina is as strong as your wrestling record.”

The wrestler cracked his knuckles confidently.
“Baby, I once fought three men in one night!”

Three days later, the poor guy was walking like he’d survived a tornado. His muscles were shaking, his eyes were red, and he was drinking protein shakes like medicine.

His wife, meanwhile, looked fresh, glowing, and dangerously energetic.

One evening he collapsed onto the sofa and begged,
“Honey… I’m a wrestler, not a rechargeable battery!”

She sighed dramatically and said,
“Well, if the champion can’t defend the title…”

The next week she solved the problem herself.

She bought him a treadmill, dumbbells, vitamins, almonds, honey, two gym memberships… and a giant wall poster that read:

“TRAIN HARD — TONIGHT IS THE REMATCH.”

Neighbors say that man became the fittest athlete in the entire country… purely out of fear.🤣😂