Dad was outside grilling burgers when Mom yelled from the kitchen,
“Did you invite your brother and his family?”
Dad shouted back,
“Yep!”
A few minutes later, the doorbell rang nonstop.
Mom looked outside and gasped,
“Why are there thirty people here?!”
Dad shrugged.
“You said always support family…”
Mom snapped,
“I meant your brother’s family — not everyone sharing your last name on Facebook!”
