A married businessman had been secretly fooling around with his gorgeous young secretary for months. One Friday afternoon, the flirting got a little too intense in the office break room… and before long, they rushed to her apartment for a “quick visit.”
Well, one thing led to another.
Hours later, after a marathon of romance, both of them completely passed out from exhaustion. The man suddenly woke up in panic and looked at the clock.
8:07 PM.
“OH NO!” he shouted, jumping out of bed.
He scrambled into his clothes while the secretary tried not to laugh. Just before leaving, he handed her his shoes and said:
“Quick! Take these outside and rub them in the grass and dirt!”
She stared at him.
“What kind of weird excuse is this?”
“Trust me,” he grinned. “I know my wife.”
Still confused, she dragged the shoes through mud, grass, and flower beds. The man slipped them back on and rushed home.
The second he walked through the front door, his wife crossed her arms and glared at him.
“Where have YOU been all day?”
The man sighed dramatically.
“Sweetheart… I can’t lie anymore. I’ve been having an affair with my secretary. We went to her apartment, got carried away, fell asleep, and I only just woke up.”
His wife looked down at his filthy shoes… then rolled her eyes.
“You pathetic liar!”
He blinked nervously.
“What?”
“You’ve been playing golf again!”😂🤣
