A boss calls his secretary into the office late one evening and says,
“Listen… we’ve both been working very hard lately. I think we deserve a little… relaxation. Maybe… something more personal.”
The secretary looks at him calmly and says,
“Of course, sir. I completely agree.”
The boss grins, loosens his tie, and says,
“Great… I was hoping you’d say that.”
She nods and replies,
“Perfect. Then you can relax while I go home early—because I’ve been working hard all day dealing with your nonsense.”
The boss sighs, leans back in his chair, and mutters,
“…I really should’ve just asked for coffee.”
