A group of nuns and priests were traveling overnight on a train, and because it was fully booked, they had to share cabins.
In one cabin, a young priest and a young nun were trying to sleep in complete silence.
After hours of awkwardness, the train suddenly lurched hard, and the nun accidentally rolled right onto the priest.
Both froze.
The priest whispered, “Sister… I think… gravity has tested us.”
The nun quickly moved back and said, “Forgive me, Father, it was the train.”
A few minutes later, another sharp turn—this time the priest slid right onto her.
He immediately said, “Sister! I assure you, this is still gravity.”
She replied calmly,
“Father… if this is gravity, then by morning we’ll need to confess to physics.”😂
