Three teachers were having dinner after a long week at an Ohio elementary school.
“I need a vacation,” said Carol.
“I need a raise,” said Susan.
Linda took a sip of her wine. “I need a handsome man who doesn’t ask me where the scissors are.”
Just then, an attractive gentleman at the next table smiled at her.
A few minutes later, the waiter delivered a glass of wine and a handwritten note.
Linda opened it.
Your the most beautiful woman in this restaurant. Can I take you out Saturday?
“Oh, he’s handsome!” Carol whispered.
“And generous,” Susan added. “What are you going to say?”
Linda reached into her handbag, took out a red pen, and corrected your to you’re.
Then she wrote underneath:
Lovely opening. Saturday works. Please revise and resubmit.
The man read it, laughed, and came over.
“A teacher?” he asked.
“Thirty-two years.”
“Well, I hope you’re not too strict. I’ve been a bad boy.”
Linda pulled out the empty chair.
“Sit down, sweetheart. At my age, a bad boy is fine—as long as he’s a good speller.”😂🤣
