A priest was sitting quietly in the confessional when a woman entered and whispered:
“Father, I have a problem. Everywhere I go, men keep complimenting me on my perfume.”
The priest replied, “My child, that’s hardly a sin.”
She sighed dramatically.
“No, Father. The problem is that I’m not wearing any perfume.”
The priest paused for a moment and said,
“Well, perhaps the Lord has blessed you with natural charm.”
The woman smiled and added,
“That’s what I thought too… until my husband started asking for the name of my ‘perfume’ so he could buy some for his secretary.”
The priest nearly fell out of his chair.
Then he leaned forward and whispered:
“My child, for the first time in twenty years, I think your husband is the one who needs to come in here and confess!” 😄
