A woman finds out she’s pregnant—but she’s worried.
Her husband has serious anger issues. Yelling, breaking things… a complete nightmare.
She tells her doctor, “I don’t want my child to grow up like him.”
The doctor smiles and says, “Every day, rub your belly and say, ‘Be polite, be polite.’”
So she does.
Once a day… then twice… then ten times…
Soon, she’s doing it constantly—“be polite, be polite, be polite…”
Months pass. Then years.
No baby.
Decades go by… still nothing.
At age 92, she passes away. During the autopsy, the doctor opens her womb—
—and finds two fully grown men inside.
One turns to the other and says,
“After you.”
The other smiles politely,
“No, no… after you.”😄
