Sister Mary had a very unusual hobby she kept off the church records.
While others prayed for peace… she googled “best big hardware near me.”
Her friends thought she meant tools—but her Amazon cart said otherwise.
One night, her roommate asked, “Why all the late-night searches?”
Mary smiled, “Just… exploring powerful options for protection.”
“Protection from what?”
Mary leaned in and whispered, “Loneliness… and weak performance.”
The roommate gasped, “Sister!”
Mary winked, closing her laptop—
“Relax… even holy women deserve something with serious firepower in their love life.” 😏
