A female monkey with six kids was relaxing on a tree branch when a young, energetic male monkey swung over, flashing his charm.

“Hey beautiful,” he grinned, “how about we spend some… quality time together?”

She looked him up and down, smirked, and said,
“Listen, sweetheart… I’ve already raised six kids, managed three fathers, and still found time to groom myself.”

The young monkey puffed his chest. “So… is that a yes?”

She leaned closer and whispered,
“It depends… are you here to help… or just audition for child number seven?” 😏