Brady walked into the kitchen looking deeply troubled. Lizzie noticed immediately.
“Why do you look like you just lost a million dollars?” she asked.
Brady sighed dramatically. “Lizzie… I think something is seriously wrong with me.”
Lizzie dropped her coffee mug. “What?! Are you okay? Should we call a doctor?”
Brady shook his head slowly. “No… it’s worse than that.”
Now she was panicking. “Worse?! What do you mean worse?!”
Brady leaned in and whispered, “Every time I see you… my heart starts racing… my hands get shaky… and I completely lose control.”
Lizzie blinked, confused. “That just sounds like love.”
Brady shook his head again. “No, no… because it ONLY happens when you’re holding the credit card.”
Lizzie stared at him for a second…
Then picked up the nearest pillow and launched it straight at his face 😄











