A teacher is explaining a lesson when she notices Brady isn’t paying attention.
She calls on him:
“If there are three ducks sitting on a fence and you shoot one, how many are left?”
Brady shrugs, “None.”
The teacher frowns, “No, Brady… two are left.”
Brady smirks, “Nope. The gunshot scares the rest away.”
The teacher pauses… then smiles, “Well… I like how you’re thinking.”
Brady leans back and fires one back:
“Alright, miss. Three women walk out of an ice cream shop — one licking, one sucking, one biting. Which one is married?”
The teacher blushes slightly and says, “The one… sucking the ice cream.”
Brady grins:
“Nope. The one wearing the wedding ring…
…but I like how you’re thinking.” 😏😂
