At a quiet monastery, a group of nuns gathered to discuss their “future security plans.” With times changing, they decided they needed to be a little more… practical. One nun whispered, “We’ve devoted our lives…
“Marriage Is Just a Two-Person Startup Where No…
My wife asked me to whisper something dirty in her ear last night. So I leaned in and said, “I loaded the dishwasher and I put the Tupperware lids back where they belong.” She gasped,…
“Nun Walks In on Drunk Priest… His Reason…
A priest and a nun are riding their bicycles along a country road. Suddenly, a massive truck barrels past them, swerves, and knocks the priest’s bike into a ditch. The priest is okay, but his…
“They Tried to Stay Holy… Until the Train…
A group of nuns and priests were traveling overnight on a train, and because it was fully booked, they had to share cabins. In one cabin, a young priest and a young nun were trying…
They Missed Their Flight Because Of One Simple…
When my brother left his pampered sons with me and my teenage son for two weeks, I expected chaos — not snobbery and entitlement. From mocking our food to insulting my son’s laptop, their arrogance…
They Sent Me Away For A Spa Weekend…
For the first three years of my marriage, I was the smudge on my in-laws’ perfect family portrait. I didn’t have the right pedigree or bank account. I wasn’t from their world of country clubs…
“The Confidence Level Was… Overwhelming!”😄
One evening, a husband and wife were getting ready for a party. The wife stood in front of the mirror, admiring herself and said proudly,“Honestly, I think I have the best figure in this entire…
When Love Gets a Little Too Honest 😄
So a boyfriend and girlfriend were lying on the couch, cuddling. The girlfriend smiled and said,“Do you love me enough to tell me all your secrets?” The boyfriend hesitated… then nodded.“Okay… but you go first.”…
Iconic ‘Top Gun’ and ‘Back to the Future’…
Hollywood is mourning the loss of veteran character actor James Tolkan, best known for his commanding roles in Back to the Future and Top Gun, who has died at the age of 94. Tolkan passed…