Some friends and I tried a fancy new restaurant and noticed something odd—the waiter had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Strange… but then the busboy came—he had one too.We looked around… every single staff…

A young priest notices a nun looking unusually distracted during evening prayers. Afterward, he gently asks,“ Sister, is something troubling your spirit?” She sighs, “Father… I’ve been fasting all day… and I’m feeling a different…

A husband walks into the kitchen looking serious. He tells his wife, “Honey, from now on… I’m going to be 100% honest with you.” She smiles. “Aww, that’s sweet. Go ahead.” He nods and says,…

An elderly woman from California bought a beautiful piece of timberland in Oregon. At the highest point stood a massive tree, so she decided to climb it for a better view. Halfway up, a spotted…

A young guy got sick of farm life… so he joined the Navy. Years later, he retires and heads back home—with one souvenir: a loud, bossy parrot. Trying to live a peaceful life, he starts…

A woman tells her coworker,“I think the boss has a crush on me.” Her friend raises an eyebrow. “Why?” She smirks, “He keeps calling me into his office for private meetings.” Next day, she walks…

A couple checked into a fancy hotel for a romantic weekend. As soon as they entered the room, the husband started acting confident…dimmed the lights, loosened his shirt, and said,“Tonight, I’m going to give you…