An accountant is having a midlife crisis and decides to spice things up by visiting a high-end dominatrix.
He enters the dungeon, heart pounding. The dominatrix, clad in head-to-toe latex, glares at him and snaps her whip. “You’ve been a very, very naughty boy,” she sneers. “Now, I’m going to make you do something that will make you tremble with fear and regret. Get on your knees!”
The accountant drops to his knees, shaking. “Please, Mistress! Anything!”
She leans in close to his ear and whispers, “I want you to sit at that desk and reconcile these 2024 expense reports using only a 1998 version of Excel.”
The accountant gasps. “But… but the macros won’t run! The cell formatting will be a nightmare! Please, just whip me instead!”
“Silence!” she bellows. “And if you find a single rounding error, I’m making you file an amended return for a multi-state LLC.”
He bursts into tears. “My God… you really are a professional.”😂
