An Australian family was so fond of cow farms that every weekend they visited a different one.

One Sunday, Dad announced proudly,
“Kids, I’ve finally bought us our very own cow!”

The children cheered, but Mum looked suspicious.

“Do you even know how to milk a cow?” she asked.

Dad grinned confidently.
“Of course! I watched the farmer do it last week.”

The next morning, Dad sat beside the cow with a bucket. After twenty minutes of struggling, the cow kicked the bucket across the paddock.

Mum shouted from the fence,
“How’s the farming going, mate?”

Dad wiped the mud from his face and replied:

“Fantastic! We haven’t produced any milk—but the cow has already taught me who runs the family!” 😂🐄