Every morning, a group of retired old men gathered on the same park bench with coffee in one hand and a lifetime of medical complaints in the other.
Charlie proudly announced,
“My doctor says I’ve got the heart of a 30-year-old!”
George smirked.
“That’s because yours forgot to age… it barely works.”
Frank chuckled,
“At least your heart still shows up. My knees file a sick leave every Monday.”
Then Harold joined in,
“My hearing isn’t great, but at least I don’t have to listen to my wife reminding me to eat vegetables.”
The whole bench burst into laughter.
Just then, the oldest man, Walter, slowly stood up, stretched, and said,
“Boys, stop arguing over whose body is falling apart first…”
They all looked at him.
Walter grinned and said,
“The real winner is the one whose medicine organizer has more compartments than his toolbox!” 😂
