A packed public bus was crawling through New York traffic when, all of a sudden, the driver started weaving through lanes, squeezing past taxis, and accelerating every time the light turned green.
Passengers were gripping the handrails like they were on a roller coaster.
One nervous businessman shouted,
“Driver! Slow down! What’s the emergency?”
Without taking his eyes off the road, the driver replied,
“My shift ends in eight minutes, and my girlfriend told me if I’m late one more time, she’ll find a man who actually knows how to keep a schedule!”
The entire bus went silent.
Then an elderly lady smiled and said,
“Son, don’t worry. Women always say that.”
Just then, a young man near the back laughed and yelled,
“Ma’am… judging by the way he’s driving, he’s not trying to keep his girlfriend… he’s trying to qualify for NASCAR!”
The whole bus burst into laughter.
As everyone got off at the final stop, one passenger shook the driver’s hand and said,
“Good luck with your girlfriend!”
The driver sighed and replied,
“Thanks… but after today’s driving, I’m more worried she’ll ask me to drive her mother home!” 😂🚌
