A group of old men and women were sitting in their club late one evening.
One gentleman stood up and said, “Let’s see who can make the group laugh the hardest!”
An elderly woman smiled and said, “I’ll start. My husband and I have been married for 60 years. Last week he looked at me and said, ‘You still take my breath away.’”
The group went, “Awwww!”
She added, “Mostly because he forgot where he left his oxygen tank.”
Everyone laughed.
Then an old man stood up and said, “That’s nothing. Yesterday my wife asked if I remembered our anniversary.”
“What did you say?” someone asked.
“I told her, ‘Of course I do. I remember forgetting it every single year!’”
The room erupted with laughter.
Finally, the oldest man in the club slowly got to his feet.
“Folks,” he said, “I think I’ve won.”
“Why?” they asked.
He grinned and replied:
“Because I came here tonight to make everyone laugh…”
“…and after hearing all your jokes, I can’t remember mine!”
The room was silent for a second.
Then someone shouted, “He wins!”
And the old man smiled and said,
“Great! Now if only I could remember what I won!” 😂
