The annual church picnic was in full swing. Families were laughing, kids were running around, and everyone was enjoying the sunshine.
Near the dessert table, a young woman named Emily walked up to the pastor looking a little flustered.
“Pastor,” she whispered, “I think someone is flirting with me.”
The pastor smiled. “Well, Emily, perhaps you’re mistaken. What happened?”
She pointed across the lawn. “That handsome new guy keeps smiling at me.”
The pastor chuckled. “That’s all?”
“No,” she said. “Every time I look over, he winks.”
Just then, the handsome newcomer walked up.
“Excuse me,” he said. “Has anyone seen my contact lens? I’ve been trying to get it out of my eye for the last ten minutes.”
Emily turned bright red.
The pastor grinned and said, “Well, Emily, looks like the only thing happening here is a miracle of misunderstanding!”
She thought he was making moves on her… he was just fighting for his vision. 😄
