A massive bodybuilder named Rick was showing off in front of his girlfriend, Jenna, after winning a local competition.
Standing shirtless in the kitchen, he kissed his bicep and said,
“Feel that? That’s pure steel.”
Jenna rolled her eyes. “Very impressive.”
Rick flexed his chest.
“And this? Forty-two inches of power.”
“Wow,” she said dryly.
Then he tightened his abs and grinned.
“Eight perfect blocks of granite.”
Jenna opened the fridge and nodded politely.
“Incredible.”
Rick was getting frustrated.
“Come on, babe! You don’t seem excited at all.”
So he dropped his gym shorts slightly, puffed himself up proudly, and whispered,
“And THIS… is what drives women crazy.”
Jenna stared for a second and burst out laughing.
Rick looked offended.
“What’s so funny?!”
She wiped tears from her eyes and said:
“Honestly, Rick… after seeing the rest of you inflated so much, I just expected that part to be sponsored by helium too.”🤣😂
