One evening at dinner, little Brady looked up from his mashed potatoes and asked,
“Dad… where did people actually come from?”
His father cleared his throat, leaned back proudly, and said,
“Well son, first there was Adam and Eve. They had children, their children grew up and had children, and that’s how the whole human race began.”
Brady nodded seriously like he’d just unlocked the secrets of the universe.
A little later, he wandered into the kitchen where his mom was sipping coffee.
“Mom,” he asked, “where did people come from?”
She laughed and said,
“Oh sweetheart, millions of years ago humans evolved from monkeys and apes. Science, evolution, all that stuff.”
Brady’s eyes went wide.
Completely confused, he stormed back into the living room.
“Dad! You lied to me!”
His father looked up from the TV.
“What are you talking about?”
Brady said,
“You said we came from Adam and Eve… but Mom says we came from monkeys!”
The father took a slow sip of his drink and smirked.
“Relax, son… I was talking about my side of the family.”😂🤣
