Three best friends — Brady, Mike, and Kevin — were sitting at a backyard barbecue, laughing over burgers and cold drinks while their wives chatted nearby.
After a few beers, the conversation turned dangerous…
“Tell me honestly,” Mike grinned, “what’s the secret to keeping a woman happy?”
Brady leaned back proudly.
“That’s easy. I treat my wife like a queen. Flowers, compliments, date nights… works every time.”
Kevin smirked.
“Amateur. I cook, clean, massage her feet, and never argue. That’s why my marriage is rock solid.”
The two looked at Brady expectantly.
Brady took a slow sip of his drink and smiled.
“Well boys… last night my wife came downstairs wearing a very tiny nightgown and whispered,
‘Tie me up and do whatever you want.’”
Mike and Kevin stared wide-eyed.
“No way,” Mike said. “So what did you do?”
Brady grinned.
“I went golfing.”😂🤣
