A stunning young nun had just joined a small church in Boston. She was only twenty, graceful, charming, and so beautiful that half the men in the congregation suddenly became “very religious.”
One Sunday, a nervous man stepped into the confession booth. The curtain slid open, and he saw the young nun sitting there quietly waiting.
The poor guy froze.
“Bless me, Father, for I have sinned…” he began automatically.
The nun smiled softly and replied, “I’m Sister Maria… not Father Thomas.”
The man panicked, cleared his throat, and whispered:
“Oh no… then I’ve come to the wrong department entirely.”😂🤣
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She Thought He Was Heartbroken — Until He Told the Truth😂
I got chatting to a girl in a club.
“Can I buy you a drink ?” I asked.
“Have you not got a girlfriend ?” she replied, “Guys like you always have girlfriends.”
“No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago,” I assured her.
“Oh I’m sorry to hear that,” she said, “Go on then, I’ll have a white wine please.”
A few drinks later after a kiss and a cuddle we headed off back to her place and made passionate love.
While I was putting my clothes back on she said, “So, you’re good looking, a nice guy and amazing in bed.
Can I ask why on earth you split with your girlfriend ?”
I said, “My wife found out.”🤣
