Tom finally married his longtime girlfriend.
One evening, he’s in the garage lovingly polishing his hot rod. His new wife watches… quietly… then finally says:
“Honey, now that we’re married… don’t you think it’s time to sell these cars and spend more time with me?”
Tom freezes. Slowly turns. Pale.
“What’s wrong?” she asks.
He sighs, “For a second there… you sounded like my ex-wife.”
She explodes, “EX-WIFE?! You never told me you were married before!”
Tom shrugs and says…
“I wasn’t.” 😏🔥
