A woman is secretly seeing her lover while her husband’s at work… until her 9-year-old son walks in and hides in the closet.
Suddenly—door opens. Husband’s home.
In panic, she shoves her lover into the closet… not knowing her son is already inside.
From the darkness, the boy whispers:
“…It’s dark in here.”
The man freezes. “Uh… yeah.”
“I’ve got a baseball.”
“That’s nice.”
“Wanna buy it?”
“No.”
“My dad’s outside.”
“…How much?”
“$250.”
💸 Deal done.
A week later—same closet, same chaos.
“It’s dark in here…”
Man sighs. “How much this time?”
“I’ve got a glove. $750.”
💸 Sold again.
Days later, the father says, “Let’s play catch.”
Boy shrugs: “Can’t. Sold my stuff.”
“For how much?!”
“$1,000.”
The dad fumes. “That’s dishonest! You’re going to church to confess!”
He drags him into the confessional, shuts the door.
Silence…
Then the boy whispers:
“…It’s dark in here.”
And the priest instantly snaps:
“Don’t start that hustle in here again!” 😳
