The wife was fed up with her old car and reminded her husband every single day.

With her birthday coming up, she finally laid down the law:

“Surprise me with something that goes from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds…
And make sure it’s blue!”

The husband nodded like a man who totally understood. 😌

Birthday morning arrives…
She rushes outside, heart racing…

There it is. A perfectly wrapped, shiny blue box.

She tears it open…

Inside?

A blue weighing scale.

The poor guy is dead today and his wife’s in jail for his murder!