The office clerk was finally home after a long day of filing and data entry. His fiancée, looking stunning in a silk robe, greeted him with a glass of wine and a mischievous look in her eye.
“So,” she whispered, pulling him close by his tie. “I thought we could play a little game tonight. Let’s pretend I’m your boss and you’re the naughty clerk who needs a performance review.”
The clerk smirked and leaned in. “That sounds great, but there’s one problem.”
“What’s that?” she asked, nibbling his ear.
“If you’re the boss,” he replied, “I’m going to need you to authorize a significant increase in my ‘hard’ assets before we start the meeting.”
