An experienced captain was mentoring a beautiful young flight attendant on her first long-haul flight. Trying to be helpful, he leaned in and whispered, “Listen, if you ever get into a tight spot with a demanding passenger in First Class, just remember your training: Positioning is everything.“
She smiled back, perfectly poised, and replied, “Don’t worry, Captain. I’ve already mastered the ‘Upright and Locked’ position. I’m just waiting to see who’s ready for a full ‘Manual Override.'”
