An old husband looks at his old wife one evening and says,
“Do you remember when we used to sit together on the couch and hold hands?”
The wife smiles softly, “Yes… those were sweet days.”
He moves closer and takes her hand.
They sit quietly for a moment.
Then he says,
“Do you remember when we used to cuddle?”
She leans her head on his shoulder, “Of course…”
A few seconds later, he adds,
“Do you remember when you used to gently nibble my ear?”
Without a word, the wife suddenly gets up and starts walking away.
The husband, surprised, asks,
“Hey! Where are you going?!”
She replies,
“To get my teeth.” 😄











