The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating. “The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not ‘fascinating”.”
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated. “The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’. “Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him. Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight! “The teacher sat down and cried. 😂
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Brady’s Honeymoon Surprise
Brady had been married for exactly one week and was still trying very hard to impress his new wife, Lizzie.
One evening, he dimmed the lights, lit a few candles, put on soft music, and confidently announced:
“Tonight, sweetheart, I’m going to make all your dreams come true.”
Lizzie smiled. “Really?”
Brady nodded proudly.
“Absolutely. I’ve planned the perfect romantic evening.”
He disappeared into the kitchen and returned carrying a silver tray.
Lizzie looked excited.
“Wow! What’s under the cover?”
Brady grinned dramatically and lifted it.
Underneath was a giant slice of chocolate cake, a remote control, and a note that read:
‘No cooking, no cleaning, and you choose the TV show tonight.’
Lizzie burst out laughing.
“That’s your idea of making my dreams come true?”
Brady shrugged.
“Of course.”
“Why?”
Brady smiled and said:
“Because every time I ask what women want, the answer changes. But chocolate never has follow-up questions.”
Lizzie laughed so hard she nearly fell off the couch.
And for the first time in his married life, Brady discovered something amazing:
The secret to romance isn’t flowers…
It’s surviving the evening without saying anything stupid. 😂🤣
