So a boyfriend and girlfriend were lying on the couch, cuddling.

The girlfriend smiled and said,
“Do you love me enough to tell me all your secrets?”

The boyfriend hesitated… then nodded.
“Okay… but you go first.”

She laughed, “Fine. Sometimes I pretend to be asleep just so I don’t have to share the blanket.”

He looked shocked. “Wow… that’s cold.”

She smirked. “Your turn.”

He sighed. “Sometimes… I stay awake just to steal the blanket back.”

They stared at each other for a second…

Then both grabbed the blanket at the same time and yelled,
“THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS!” 😂

Zane Mercer

Zane Mercer is a storyteller who turns everyday moments into unforgettable, viral narratives. With a sharp eye for emotion and twists, he brings real-life stories to life in ways that stay with you long after they’re told.