Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops, and the lights go out. They try to get help with their cell phones, but they are out of luck. Even their phones are turned off, leaving them trapped in complete darkness with no way to call anyone.
At first, they remain calm, assuming the elevator will start moving again in a few minutes. But minutes turn into an hour, and then another. After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde finally says to the others, “I think the best way to call for help is to scream together.”
The others agree with the first blonde, so they all inhale deeply, gather their courage, and begin to yell as loudly as they can,
“Together, together, together.”
LOL! Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a wonderful day!
# A Blonde Interview
A young blonde woman goes to an office for an interview. The interviewer decides to start with the basics, hoping to make her feel comfortable before moving on to the more difficult questions.
“So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?” he asks.
The blonde looks thoughtful. She raises one hand and begins counting carefully on her fingers. She pauses, counts again, and stares at her fingers for about three seconds before finally saying, “Ehh… 25!”
The interviewer smiles politely and decides to try another straightforward question to break the ice.
“And can you tell us your height, please?”
The young lady immediately stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She traps one end under her foot and carefully extends the tape all the way to the top of her head. She checks the measurement twice, nods confidently, and announces, “Five foot three!”
The interviewer writes down the answer, beginning to wonder how the rest of the interview is going to unfold.
This isn’t looking good, so the interviewer goes into the real basics of the interview.
“And, uh, just to confirm our records, your name, please?”
The blonde suddenly becomes very serious. She moves her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, silently mouthing something to herself. The interviewer watches in complete confusion, wondering if she is trying to remember her name or having some kind of problem.
Finally, she looks up and confidently replies, “Stephanie.”
The interviewer is completely baffled at this point. He puts down his pen and asks, “Just out of curiosity, miss, we can understand your counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?”
“Oh, that!” replies the blonde with a smile. “That’s just me running through ‘Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you…’”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a wonderful day!
