Two very talkative ladies, Linda and Karen, were sitting on a park bench.

Linda said, “I told my doctor I talk too much.”

Karen leaned in, “Oh really? What did he say?”

Linda replied, “He said, ‘I’m not sure yet… you didn’t let me finish a single sentence.’”

Karen nodded seriously, “That’s nothing! Yesterday, I went to complain about my husband not listening…”

Linda jumped in, “Oh, husbands never listen! Mine—”

Karen cut her off, “Exactly! And I was telling the counselor—”

Linda interrupted again, “Counselor? Let me tell you what happened when I—”

Just then, a man sitting nearby sighed and said,
“Ladies… I’ve been here for two hours…”

Both turned to him at the same time and said,
“WAIT YOUR TURN!” 😄