A group of priests were sitting together after dinner, chatting casually when the topic somehow drifted to nuns.

One priest sighed and said, “You know, nuns are the most disciplined people I’ve ever met. Absolute devotion.”

Another nodded, “True… I once saw a nun walk past a bakery without even glancing at the pastries. That’s real self-control.”

A third priest leaned in and said, “That’s nothing. I knew a nun who gave up chocolate, coffee, and even gossip.”

Everyone went silent for a moment.

Then one priest whispered, “Wait… she gave up gossip?”

The others looked shocked.

Finally, the oldest priest cleared his throat and said,
“Gentlemen… let’s not exaggerate. We’re discussing miracles now.” 😄