A young nun walked into the confessional and whispered,
“Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned… I’ve been using social media too much.”

The old priest sighed, “My child, what kind of content are you watching?”

She hesitated. “Mostly… relationship videos.”

The priest leaned closer. “Define ‘relationship videos.’”

The nun blushed. “Well… couples arguing, flirting… sometimes a little… too close.”

The priest cleared his throat. “Hmm… and how often do you watch these?”

“Every night,” she admitted.

The priest thought for a moment, then said,
“My child, you must delete these temptations immediately.”

The nun nodded. “Yes, Father. I will delete the app.”

There was a pause.

Then the priest quietly asked,
“…Before you do… can you at least tell me which app it is?” 😄