Two elderly ladies, Martha and Helen, were sitting on a park bench, reminiscing about their younger days.
Martha sighed and said, “Ah, those nights with our husbands… so romantic, so passionate…”
Helen nodded thoughtfully. “Yes… I remember my George would whisper sweet things in my ear before bed.”
Martha smiled. “Same here! My Harold too… every single night.”
Helen leaned closer and asked, “What did Harold whisper to you?”
Martha chuckled, “He’d say, ‘Goodnight, Martha… I’m going to sleep now.’”
Helen burst out laughing. “That’s nothing! George used to say, ‘Don’t forget to turn off the light… I’m already dreaming!’” 😂
