A street vendor walked through the neighborhood every morning shouting:
“Old fans! Old TVs! Old furniture! I buy everything old!”
One afternoon, an old woman called him inside and handed him a huge bra.
The vendor unfolded it… and his eyes nearly popped out.
“Madam,” he whispered, “this is the biggest bra I’ve ever seen in my life!”
The old woman sighed dramatically and said,
“Yes my son… in its glory days, it used to stop traffic.”
The vendor grinned and asked,
“So why are you selling it now?”
The old woman smiled mischievously:
“Because after my husband bought me a smartphone… nobody looks up anymore.”🤣😂
