A small grocery store was struggling with sales, so the owner decided to try something “creative.”
He put up a big sign outside:
“Buy One Pack of Condoms, Get One Free — Fully Tested for Quality!”
A confused customer walked in and asked,
“Wait… what do you mean fully tested?”
The owner smiled proudly and said,
“Oh, don’t worry… my assistant personally checks every pack!”
The customer froze. “How exactly does he check them?”
The owner leaned in and whispered,
“Well… let’s just say… we haven’t had any complaints… but he has called in sick a lot.” 😄
