Sal, a veteran street vendor, was complaining to his wife about his failing hot dog stand.
“Sal,” Maria sighed, “it’s your presentation. Your buns are stale and the meat looks shriveled. People eat with their eyes first!”
Sal snapped back, “Look, I’ve been in this business thirty years. I know how to handle a rush.”
Maria smirked. “Maybe that’s the problem. You treat our bedroom like your cart—you’re so focused on serving the next customer that you forget to provide any ‘table service’ for the one who’s already there.”
Sal groaned, “Fine! But if I start slowing down the ‘service,’ you have to stop complaining about the extra charge for the special sauce.”😂
