A young couple is on their honeymoon, both hiding one very embarrassing secret.
The husband sits on the edge of the bathtub, stressing:
“How do I tell her my feet smell so bad they could end a marriage? I’ve hidden it this long… but she’s going to find out!”
Meanwhile, the wife lies in bed thinking:
“How do I tell him my breath could knock out a candle from across the room? I’ve been lucky so far… but not for long!”
Finally, the husband gathers his courage, walks into the bedroom, climbs onto the bed, wraps his arm around her, and whispers:
“Darling… I have a confession.”
She smiles nervously. “So do I, love…”
He leans in close, takes a deep breath… then suddenly pulls back and says:
“Don’t tell me… you’ve been chewing my socks!” 😳😂
