Brady and Lizzie went to church for the first time in years.

Halfway through, Brady whispered, “Hey… what’s that little box over there where people go one by one?”

Lizzie smirked, “That’s the confession booth. You go in and tell the priest all your sins.”

Brady’s eyes lit up. “Oh… I’ve got a LOT to say.”

So he walks in, sits down, and says,
“Bless me, Father, for I have sinned…”

The priest replies calmly, “Go ahead, my son.”

Brady leans in and starts:
“I flirted with my boss, I lied to my wife, I ate my roommate’s food and blamed the dog…”

The priest sighs, “Anything else?”

Brady grins and says,
“Well… there was also this one time with my neighbor—”

Suddenly, Lizzie barges into the booth and yells,
“BRADY! If you’re gonna confess EVERYTHING, at least tell it ACCURATELY!”

The priest goes silent for a moment… then says,
“Son… I think you’ll need a longer appointment.” 😄

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