A blonde quickly went out to her mailbox, looked inside, closed the little door, and hurried back into the house. A few minutes later, she repeated the exact same process—out to the mailbox, opened it, looked inside, closed it, and rushed back indoors. She did it again and again, five more times, each time with the same serious expression, as if she were waiting for something extremely important. Finally, her neighbor, who had been watching her from across the yard, couldn’t stand it anymore and called out, “You must be expecting a very important letter today, the way you keep checking that mailbox!”
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. The blonde turned around and answered, “No, I’m not expecting a letter. I’m working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail.”
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Three women walk into a salon. First, a redhead walks into a salon.
A redhead walks into a salon, and the hairstylist immediately says, “Your hair is gorgeous!”
The redhead proudly runs her hand through her hair and says, “It’s natural.”
Then a brunette walks in, and the stylist says, “I love your hair!”
The brunette runs her hand through her hair, smiles confidently, and says, “It’s natural, too.”
Then a blonde with bright green streaks walks in, and the hairstylist stares at her hair for a moment before saying, “Well… that’s definitely different.”
The blonde smiles proudly, sneezes, wipes it on her hand, runs her hand slowly through her hair, looks at the stylist with complete confidence, and says,
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“It’s natural!”
