A guy is sitting at a high-end bar when a stunning woman walks up and asks, “Hey, do you want to come back to my place for some ‘magical’ adult fun?”
The guy is thrilled. “Absolutely! What kind of magic are we talking about?”
She leans in and whispers, “I’m going to make all your money disappear, and then I’m going to vanish before you wake up.”
He sighs, orders another double, and says, “Sorry, honey, I’m already married. I’ve seen that trick every day for fifteen years.”😂
