A shopkeeper was closing up his store for the night when his wife walked in wearing a stunning, form-fitting dress. She leaned over the counter and whispered, “I’ve got a special offer for you tonight… 100% off everything in the bedroom.”
The shopkeeper’s eyes widened, and he immediately started fumbling with his keys to lock the door.
“Wow!” he exclaimed. “I knew you were a great negotiator, but I didn’t realize you were willing to take such a massive loss on the overhead!”
She winked and replied, “Don’t worry about the overhead—I’m more interested in the turnover.”😂
