A doctor husband and his doctor wife were having a serious argument at home.
The husband shouted, “I’m the better doctor in this house! I’ve been practicing for 15 years!”
The wife rolled her eyes and said, “Oh please. I saved three lives today. What did you do?”
The husband smirked, “I diagnosed a very rare condition.”
The wife crossed her arms. “Really? What condition?”
He replied confidently, “Marriage… with a very stubborn lady doctor!”
The wife paused, grabbed her stethoscope, and said,
“Interesting… because I just diagnosed you with acute stupidity — and it looks chronic.” 😄
